Booze before a boo

My god, I can't seem to get this blog thing right. Or at least stick with it.

I think I've discovered the problem though.
What was the difference between my more successful blogs (Swede, Georgious) versus my lesser blogs (Koreagous, Dates in Babland)?
Things I liked (most of the time) versus things I don't like at all.

As it turns out, I HATE dating. As my last Bab-land post indicated, I ended up liking the idea of free food and booze more than I was ever interested in maintaining contact with some random dude from the interwebs. NO THANK YOU.
And the one date I went on? I PAID FOR THE FOOD. DAFUQ DOE.
Screw that.

So as established in the Bab-land, food and booze=priority numero uno.

Now, using some of the powers granted to me by very expensive tuition dollars, let's use maths!
Okay, now stay with me here.
Things I like = food and booze.
Successful blogs = about things I like.
.....
...This is going somewhere, I can feel it!.....
....
That can only mean:
new blog + things I like = successful blog about food and booze.
[See parents? Look what I can do after college!]

But, lesbi-honest about what it's *really* going to be about.
Booze. In Seattle.
Bars. Overpriced [cheap] bottles of wine I can purchase at the sketchy market across the street. Fancy glasses my parents buy me whenever I eat out with me. Beer-uhs. Cida'. Anything I can buy on the internet.
...because...uh....science? Or something?

Fuck it. We all know it's just because like alcohol and need an excuse to write.
Now, here we are. Yet again. God, this is starting to get awkward.
So thanks for bearing with me through all these lame introductory 'lets get this blog-party started' posts.
I can't even commit to interneting (except for Pinterest, I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU, PINTEREST, MY LOVE), no wonder trying to commit to meeting a person in real life didn't work out.


PS: In case you didn't catch it before, eff dating. Eff it so hard. VIVA LA TEQUILA!